“All men live enveloped in whale-lines. “


LORELAI
Ooh, and here, of course, is the big-time Martha’s Vineyard thing: Whaling.


LUKE
They have whaling?


LORELAI
Not any more, it’s just a fun fact. ‘Martha’s Vineyard was one of the world’s largest whaling ports.’ Says here, people used every part of the whale back then. The most important being spermacetti, used in candle production. Yuck. They couldn’t think of a less gross substance used for candles?


LUKE
You know, it’s a good thing I don’t drive a compact.


LORELAI
Herman Melville once shipped out of Martha’s Vineyard. Here’s a quote from Moby Dick! ‘Oars! Oars!…grip your oars, and clutch your souls, now! My God…pull, men.’ Wait a second. That isn’t the pulling they had to do to get the spermacetti, is it?


LUKE
I don’t think so. Let’s go. We’re already late.


LORELAI
Coming. Now, what else, what else, what else? ‘The first people on the island of Martha’s Vineyard were Indians of the Wampanoag tribe. This tribe still makes up a large part of the town originally called Gay Head.’ Hmm. Figures. The Indians survived poverty, disease, then get stuck living in a place called Gay Head.


LUKE
I guess.


LORELAI
Do you think there’s any connection between Gay Head and spermacetti? Ha, ha.

Gilmore Girls
“A Vineyard Valentine” – ep. #124, original airdate 02/14/06
Written by Daniel Palladino

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